What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
15.06.2025 04:03
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
What was the worst decision you ever did?
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”